SEEN HERE IN ITS
PROTECTIVE CARRYING CASE |
This is not some dopey Barbie doll (of which there are millions) some kook is trying to pawn off as having some "special value". It's not something you can get easily every time you click for CheekyBingo.com or go on Facebook. Nope. This it IT. The REAL THING. The Real Thing BEFORE it was the real thing. Man, that's real.
Exacty how old is it? 50 years at least.
Yep, this gem was sitting peacefully in my father's workshop untouched for decades.
I remember asking him when I was a little tike what it was for.
"To loosen bolts" he replied. He never opened it. It just sat there for years and years.
Little did he know that one day, this treasure would be seen by the world.
Here it is.
Look at it in all it's glorious splendor.
A symbol of success and triumph and all that is good and great about America. |
Notice the
debris populating
the lower region of
the golden brown fluid.
A genuine
sign of authenticity.
Marvel at it's splendiferous presence. |
OUT FOR A PEACEFUL AFTERNOON IN THE CALIFORNIA SUN
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