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Deep in the veiled muddle of reality, lurks Dale Wozny... infamous note tamperer and curator of obscure nutiness.
Examine the fruits of his labor to reveal deeper meaning into meaninglessness, and to languish in the pure essence of play.

A cheaply purchased CD, or even a theft-borne
MP3 download will leave you in absolute audio
bliss for an hour or so. You'll come away with a
fresh but angled outlook on all things in motion.
Mule Food
Best Of...Old Stuff
MP3 Music Archives
   What is Me3?
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Or: other downloadable
music clips.

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Brief History of Music
Beethoven's Dream Machine
Thought For The Day Archives
Check out Dale's "Look What I Found"
Royalty-Free Production Music CD. ON SALE NOW!
Play the World's First
Online Musical Instrument:
THE WOZNY FUNKAGUNKATM
Artist Formerly Unknown as Dale Wozny
Play the FunkaGunka
Take The Moron Test
 How I Turned Fugitive

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· Green—ROLL
· Red—ROLL/PRESS
· Green—ROLL
· Blue—ROLL/PRESS...
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Listen to this guitar
get battered
Annoy 58 Ways
 Blink Experiment
The Rail
Guitar Abuse
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